Adventures in Body Mechanics

I will not post my favorite story about Babyhead figuring out about Rob being a boy, but I will tell you my second favorite story of Babyhead figuring out her body.

"Mommy?"
"Yes baby"
"There is something wrong with my butt"
"What's wrong with your butt?"
"There is a hole in it"

(These are the moments that you HAVE to keep a straight face as a parent and it is VERY hard)

"It's OK baby, there is supposed to be a hole in it - that is where the poop comes from"
"Oh, OK"

(all this while watching Wall-e)

I am not kidding. This conversation is too good for me to have made it up....